Cheese 1/2 Ink a Baby

That cheese (she's)? is me, I'm having a baby! What a ridic way to tell everyone on fb. I couldn't be boring snoring and just post, "I'm pregnant," people expect more from me, and I get that. So it is true though, Josh and I are going to parents. Wow, craziness! I'm sure my next few posts will be about pregnancy, who am I kidding, probably all of them, however, I will try to make them as entertaining as possible. Here are a few things that have happened so far, and why I pray to God this baby comes out (ugh can't even think about delievery yet) in one piece.

-One morning I walked into the bathroom, and for some reason, I thought I saw something in the toliet that resembled what a baby would look like at 6 weeks. I hadn't gone to the bathroom yet, and I freaked out yelling to Josh,"What is THAT? What is in the TOLIET?" Again, I had not used the toliet, but my brain wasn't telling me that whatever was in the toliet could not be from me, I didn't get it. He said,"Oh that's my contact, I must have missed the garbage." Ugh disposable contacts and a bball shot like Shaq, make for one distressed prego in the A.M.

-Banana peppers sounded phenominal one day, so I started placing them neatly on my salad. In no time, I was a scavenger, eating two at a time, four at at time, until eventually the whole jar was gone. Talk about disgusting. Baby and digestive system were not feeling that decision a few hours later.

-My Glee dreams are continuing, but they also have included, llamas, EatN'Park, and coffins. A weird mixture of things, and I literally wake up sweating and almost in tears due to the content. I'll leave it at that for dreams.

We are beyond excited for this next chapter! Not sure about Bella, our number one dog baby, especially since the baby's due date is on her birthday. I promise her everyday she will not be neglected. I am giving her extra treats lately too. Oh no, I'm basically bribing my dog with treats, which is probably parenting mistake 101....